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For all you tech savvy musicians [14 Mar 2007|04:03pm]
[ mood | tired ]

I've got a M-Audio Jamlab USB mixer for my guitar and I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions for effects software thats compatible. Right now my current software that came with it, GT Player Express, only has like 4 stomp boxes in the interface and I kinda want more.

Any help is mucho appreciated.

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New levels of geekdom [09 Feb 2007|09:12am]
[ mood | amused ]

I ran across this today and I just thought it was the coolest thing ever.



Its a guitar midi controller.

I sat there and then it hit me: This is what it would look like if Steve and Dingo had a baby.

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speaks for itself :) [23 Jan 2007|03:24pm]
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mother fucker >_O [21 Dec 2006|02:04pm]
I'm sorry I'm all for the freedom of body modification but come on...


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3610379.stm

fuck that.
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Teh Geekdom [21 Dec 2006|12:31pm]
[ mood | geeky ]

As many of you know I play World of Warcraft and yes I know of the geekiness involved. :P

I had a day off last week and made a cute little banner and I liked the way it came out. If anyone else plays feel free to use it.

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Jesus Lizard, Not Just A Band Anymore [21 Dec 2006|08:52am]
[ mood | amused ]

This caught my eye due to the holidays.

Virgin birth expected for Komodo dragon in UK zoo

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Clever Commercial [20 Dec 2006|09:54am]


I'm digging the whole series of commercials.
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Clothing [30 Nov 2006|12:25pm]
I made a cafepress store so if anyone is interested.

http://www.cafepress.com/desparity

I have 1 design up so far



I'll be posting the Booty so fine design this weekend.
Enjoy
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[14 Nov 2006|03:00pm]
[ mood | optimistic ]

Hey everyone just wanted to let you guys know the xbox package is still available. Also some more stuff got added to it.

Asking price is 350 or best offer.

1 xbox loaded with evolutionx dashboard.
Plays:
- Xbox games (duh)
- Imports (Japanese games)
- Backups (scratched your favorite game? you can play the copy of it)
- Custom software
- Emulators (allows you to play your favorite arcade and console hits from back in the day)
- Media Center (allows you to network with your PC and play media files on your TV)
- DVDs (plays all regions)
- Allows you to network into your xbox's hard drive through a network on your PC.

4 xbox controllers
- 2 small design models
- Street Fighter Collectors Edition controller
- Joystick arcade style pad.

1 wireless headset
- Logitech (50 dollar value)

- DVD remote (30 dollar value)

- Pro Action Replay (30 dollar value)

This bad ass green and black tribal skin for the case.



and finally 36 games.
01. Ninja Gaiden
02. Halo 2 Collectors Edition
03. Grand Theft Auto San Andreas 1st edition (pre hotcoffee scandal)
04. Psychonauts
05. King of Fighters Neowave
06. Samurai Showdown 5
07. Street Fighter Anniversary Edition
08. Voodoo Vince
09. Collin Mcrae 04
10. Forza Motorsport
11. Need for Speed Most Wanted Collectors Edition
12. Burnout 3: Takedown
13. Castlevania: Curse of Darkness
14. 007: Agent Under Fire
15. Panzer Dragoon Orta (hella rare game)
16. Dead or Alive Ultimate
17. JSRF: Jet Set Radio Future
18. Phantom Dust
19. Indigo Prophecy
20. Otogi 2
21. Half-Life 2
22. Conker: Live and Reloaded
23. OutRun2
24. Sega GT
25. Destroy All Humans!
26. Myst IV: Revelation
27. Dynasty Warriors 4
28. Ultra Bust-A-Move
29. Oddworld: Munch's Odyssee
30. Super Monkey Ball
31. Toe Jam and Earl
32. Sonic Collections
33. Guilty Gear XX reload
34. House of the dead 3
35. Capcom vs SNK 2 EO
36. SNK vs Capcom Chaos

To answer a few previously asked questions for everyone:
Q: Are all your games authentic?
A: Why yes they are all the original titles.

Q: Will I still be able to go on xbox live?
A: Unfortunately no, the good news is that there are free alternatives to using Xbox Live. xLink Kai is a free service that allows people to play online with games that use System-link. This is like having your friends come over and hooking up multiple TVs and xboxs on a network but from all over the world.

Q: Can you ship this to ...?
A: No, shipping all the games, controllers, and system would cost an ungodly amount. I can deliver locally to where ever in public areas or if you would prefer to your doorstep.

Q: Is there a chip inside that could damage the circuitry?
A: Nope this system is not chipped but is running a different operating software. The case has never been opened and no one has put a soldering iron to it. So theres no chance of it breaking due to a 3rd rate electrician monkeying around in the system.

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Stuff for sale [08 Nov 2006|12:33pm]
[ mood | optimistic ]

EDIT: Not sold

Ello everyone, I'm looking to sell my modded xbox since I haven't played it in a while and I figured I'd post it on here before craigs list so my buddies can get the first crack at it.

Here are the specs -

1 xbox loaded with evolutionx dashboard.
Plays:
- Xbox games (duh)
- Imports (Japanese games)
- Backups (scratched your favorite game? you can play the copy of it)
- Custom software
- Emulators (allows you to play your favorite arcade and console hits from back in the day)
- Media Center (allows you to network with your PC and play media files on your TV)
- DVDs (plays all regions)
- Allows you to network into your xbox's hard drive through a network on your PC.

4 xbox controllers
- small ones
- Street Fighter Collectors Edition controller
- Joystick arcade style pad.

1 wireless headset
- Logitech (50 dollar value)

This bad ass green and black tribal skin for the case.



and finally 37 games.
01. Ninja Gaiden
02. Halo 2 Collectors Edition
03. Grand Theft Auto San Andreas 1st edition (pre hotcoffee scandal)
04. Psychonauts
05. King of Fighters Neowave
06. Samurai Showdown 5
07. Street Fighter Anniversary Edition
08. Voodoo Vince
09. Collin Mcrae 04
10. Forza Motorsport
11. Need for Speed Most Wanted Collectors Edition
12. Burnout 3: Takedown
13. Castlevania: Curse of Darkness
14. Mega Man: Anniversary Collection
15. Panzer Dragoon Orta (hella rare game)
16. Dead or Alive Ultimate
17. JSRF: Jet Set Radio Future
18. Phantom Dust
19. Indigo Prophecy
20. Otogi 2
21. Half-Life 2
22. Conker: Live and Reloaded
23. OutRun2
24. Metal Slug 4 & 5
25. Destroy All Humans!
26. Myst IV: Revelation
27. Dynasty Warriors 4
28. Ultra Bust-A-Move
29. Oddworld: Munch's Odyssee
30. Super Monkey Ball
31. Toe Jam and Earl
32. Sonic Collections
33. Guilty Gear XX reload
34. House of the dead 3
35. Capcom vs SNK 2 EO
36. SNK vs Capcom Chaos
37. Sega GT

If anyone is interested let me know.

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MOTHERFUCKER!! [18 Oct 2006|01:46pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]



Sometimes I just wanna burn this motherfucker to the ground

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Covetting [04 Oct 2006|09:00am]
[ mood | jealous ]

I saw this office setup and I would give my left nut for something close to this.

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Where is this from? [29 Aug 2006|03:25pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I saw this and laughed my ass off

Does anyone know what this manga is?




I just have to find out.

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AAAAARRRGGHH [07 Aug 2006|04:14pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

Companies who don't use standard sized ads make me go like this.



That is all

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I think I'm gonna be sick [07 Jun 2006|12:15pm]
[ mood | confused ]

I found out today that Dazed and Confused has been released as part of the Criterion Collection.

In case some of you don't know, the Criterion Collection are remastered movies of the TOP art films of all time. They also retail for 40 dollars a dvd and are mostly watched by film students.



Which one of these does not match the others?

Blows my fucking mind.

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AAAAAAAARRRRGH [25 May 2006|05:29pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]

CAN ANYONE ID THIS SONG?

http://demonexterminator.ytmnd.com/

THE TRACK HAS BEEN FOUND OMFG I CAN SLEEP NOW

its

Vigilante - Answers

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Fuck it, I'm doing it [16 May 2006|04:54pm]
[ mood | determined ]

I've been itching to do some music and I've got all the materials I need, but no one to do it with. I'm gonna take a note from Simple Shelter and just do it all myself. I've got cubase and a midi controller for a softsynth, soundforge for mixing, Sampling progs out the wazoo, a guitar, and all I need now is a mic. I was in a band a while ago for a good solid year really enjoyed it and I wanna get back to doing that. If anyone has any advice or warnings feel free to comment.

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Hilarious Page [16 May 2006|02:01pm]
Cosby Bebop

POKEYMAN!!!
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The New World Religion [21 Apr 2006|02:24am]
[ mood | jubilant ]

I found the absolute answer to religion, this man is a god, this man should have been pope, this man has a public access show that should be syndicated world wide. This man is a complete mystery, the only clue that remains is that this footage took place in 1997.

The Spirit of Truth

"Bitch! i'm flowin' straight from the survivor scroll!"

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On the minds of anyone who watches adult swim [04 Apr 2006|03:07pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I saw this and it expressed my feelings better than I could ever hope to do.

Comic Strip Under Cut )

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